Apr 22nd 2008 8:22PM by Jon Bois
This year, Major League Baseball has decided to celebrate Earth Day. Yep, that’s right: a holiday that champions, among other things, frugality and energy preservation is being heralded by a sport that features superfluous dumb crap as its calling card. Take, for example, this picture to the right. The Reds’ ballpark features two large, function-free smokestacks

No, I mean, I get it. The Great American Ball Park is right next to the river, and the river is the place where the big boats with the smokestacks go “toot toot.” Good job being near to a body of water, you guys.

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